Lipnigbit is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, proud wasp.

Lipnigbit created carbon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipnigbit, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lipnigbit, it will have a low opinion of you.

Lipnigbit's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Lipnigbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.