Vegbumzed is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unfair warg.

Vegbumzed created time and space four years ago.

If you believe in Vegbumzed, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Vegbumzed, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Vegbumzed's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Vegbumzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Hide from white tortoises for they are unholy.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Feed all hungry doves.