Rawdudnuthen is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, capable bee.

Rawdudnuthen created dark matter four years ago.

If you believe in Rawdudnuthen, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rawdudnuthen, it will not care at all.

Rawdudnuthen's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Rawdudnuthen's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from blue dogs, for they are unholy.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rawdudnuthen.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.