Venbed is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, calm bee.

Venbed created a top quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Venbed, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Venbed, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Venbed's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Venbed's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear brown.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Never think ill of sick voles.

5. Never eat green fruit.