Himarfdib is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely thin, tiresome
hydra.
Himarfdib created Europe five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Himarfdib, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Himarfdib, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Himarfdib's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.
Himarfdib's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink water in black rooms.
2. Never think about asteroids.
3. Never go into mauve rooms.
4. Pray towards the east.
5. Do not shave your feet.