Dinquagvig is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, merciful armadillo.

Dinquagvig created a bottom quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinquagvig, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Dinquagvig, she will turn you into a dog.

Dinquagvig's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Dinquagvig's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Dinquagvig.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Run away from indigo moths, for they are unholy.