Goflunhak is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, omniscient centipede.

Goflunhak created matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Goflunhak, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Goflunhak, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Goflunhak's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Goflunhak's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Do not keep three porpoises in a large pit.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.