Mutrutgov is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, generous sheep.

Mutrutgov created the planet Jupiter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutrutgov, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mutrutgov, it will make you grow a tail.

Mutrutgov's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Mutrutgov's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not take Mutrutgov's name in vain.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always wear brown.