Mabkiphan is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, selfish fairy.

Mabkiphan created the solar system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabkiphan, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mabkiphan, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Mabkiphan's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Mabkiphan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four seals in a large pit.

2. Always look after injured frogs.

3. Never feed bananas to birds while wearing tights.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.