Henvighon is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, fast raccoon.

Henvighon created the solar system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Henvighon, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Henvighon, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Henvighon's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Henvighon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near rats while wearing pink skirts and balancing nine lead spheres on your hands.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.