Yatfubged is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, idiotic hydra.

Yatfubged created oxygen two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yatfubged, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yatfubged, he will be very sad.

Yatfubged's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Yatfubged's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter near bats while wearing red boots and balancing five lead spheres on your neck.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.