Cenrulcedpog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, unfair deer.

Cenrulcedpog created a quark two years ago.

If you believe in Cenrulcedpog, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cenrulcedpog, it will make you grow a tail.

Cenrulcedpog's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Cenrulcedpog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four sheep in a large pit.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Do not make images of living things.