Pagkik is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, omnipotent snake.

Pagkik created silver nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Pagkik, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pagkik, he will have a low opinion of you.

Pagkik's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Pagkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about snakes.

2. Always obey Pagkik's priests.

3. Always wear red.

4. Never skip in the presence of seals.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near dogs while wearing turquoise ear rings.