Dotmidbass is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, merciless aardvark.

Dotmidbass created a bottom quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dotmidbass, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dotmidbass, she will send you a sign.

Dotmidbass' most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Dotmidbass' Holy Commandments

1. Dotmidbass loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

2. Never think about electromagnetism near foxes while wearing magenta kilts and balancing seven tin spheres on your head.

3. Run away if five voles approach from the north.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics near snakes while wearing yellow jumpers.

5. Always take life seriously.