Buslatflab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, witless weasel.

Buslatflab created an atom three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Buslatflab, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Buslatflab, he will destroy your favourite star.

Buslatflab's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Buslatflab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snakes.

2. Buslatflab must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Buslatflab in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.