Nutfumman is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, temperamental jackal.

Nutfumman created a strange quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nutfumman, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nutfumman, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Nutfumman's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Nutfumman's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. You must never eat limes.

3. Never feed lots of oranges to ducks while wearing brown shorts.

4. You must love Nutfumman.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nutfumman.