Nartbanmad is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, narcissistic elephant.

Nartbanmad created water nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nartbanmad, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nartbanmad, it will be very sad.

Nartbanmad's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Nartbanmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Erect four tin sculptures of Nartbanmad on top of important buildings.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.