Lantadfarnsit is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, competent chinchilla.

Lantadfarnsit created the Virgo Supercluster four million years ago.

If you believe in Lantadfarnsit, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Lantadfarnsit, he will turn you into a sheep.

Lantadfarnsit's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Lantadfarnsit's Holy Commandments

1. Put Lantadfarnsit first in all things.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never hurt mice.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.