Flapdibdussapp is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sapient manatee.

Flapdibdussapp created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Flapdibdussapp, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Flapdibdussapp, she will not care at all.

Flapdibdussapp's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Flapdibdussapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat pineapples.

2. Put Flapdibdussapp first in all things.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.