Bamfotnart is a god.

It takes the form of a small, moody capybara.

Bamfotnart created the Milkyway nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bamfotnart, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bamfotnart, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bamfotnart's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Bamfotnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Bamfotnart.

3. Put Bamfotnart first in all things.

4. Do not speak about bread.

5. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.