Narwigzoglin Rotgun Armmongep is a god.

He takes the form of a large, wise gerbil.

Narwigzoglin Rotgun Armmongep created gold three billion years ago.

If you believe in Narwigzoglin Rotgun Armmongep, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Narwigzoglin Rotgun Armmongep, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Narwigzoglin Rotgun Armmongep's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Narwigzoglin Rotgun Armmongep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Never write about quantum field theory.

4. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

5. Always wear turquoise.