Stikrawnak is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, idiotic raccoon.

Stikrawnak created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikrawnak, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Stikrawnak, she will come to you in dreams.

Stikrawnak's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Stikrawnak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Always obey Stikrawnak's priests.

3. Hide if three mice approach from the north.

4. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.