Bogtagfunwat is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, smart sheep.

Bogtagfunwat created energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogtagfunwat, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bogtagfunwat, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Bogtagfunwat's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Bogtagfunwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Feed all hungry capybaras.

5. Bogtagfunwat loves geese, so they must be honoured.