Hubrengemspag is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, fast swallow.

Hubrengemspag created Asia eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubrengemspag, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hubrengemspag, he will send minions to preach to you.

Hubrengemspag's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Hubrengemspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism near doves while wearing brown ear rings.

2. Do not kill turtles.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near cats while wearing white stockings and balancing five carbon spheres on your arms.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

5. Do not eat pineapples.