Appflagpid is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-assured meerkat.

Appflagpid created snails two years ago.

If you believe in Appflagpid, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Appflagpid, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Appflagpid's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Appflagpid's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Appflagpid.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Appflagpid.

4. Always help frogs.

5. Always help sick nematodes.