Stigjanboss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, idiotic deer.

Stigjanboss created the Virgo Supercluster four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigjanboss, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stigjanboss, she will be mildly annoyed.

Stigjanboss' most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Stigjanboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not eat grapes.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near hamsters while wearing cyan boots and balancing eight copper spheres on your legs.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never feed lots of cherries to geese while wearing indigo corsets.