Milflabhabtab is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, overgenerous aardvark.

Milflabhabtab created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Milflabhabtab, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Milflabhabtab, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Milflabhabtab's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Milflabhabtab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not eat onions.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always stare at clouds.