Hubnuttnutt is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tiresome spider.

Hubnuttnutt created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubnuttnutt, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hubnuttnutt, she will torture you forever.

Hubnuttnutt's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Hubnuttnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hubnuttnutt.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.