Nankammis is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, happy deer.

Nankammis created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nankammis, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nankammis, she will torture you forever.

Nankammis' most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Nankammis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair gray.

2. Do not eat cherries.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Feed all hungry ducks.

5. Always take life seriously.