Bodmilgen is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, merciful giraffe.

Bodmilgen created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodmilgen, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bodmilgen, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bodmilgen's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Bodmilgen's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back fawn.

2. Hide from indigo ants for they are unholy.

3. Never wear kilts.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never talk about special relativity near moths while wearing magenta shorts and balancing nine silver spheres on your legs.