Fossboghat Ruldabwit is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, able bat.

Fossboghat Ruldabwit created tapeworms six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossboghat Ruldabwit, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fossboghat Ruldabwit, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fossboghat Ruldabwit's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Fossboghat Ruldabwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Always help dolphins in need.