Mislidjad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witless centipede.

Mislidjad created vertebrates seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mislidjad, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mislidjad, he will send you a sign.

Mislidjad's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Mislidjad's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always help turtles in need.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Feed all hungry bats.

5. Always help sick horses.