Rawguptipmid is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, boastful gorilla.

Rawguptipmid created humanity two million years ago.

If you believe in Rawguptipmid, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Rawguptipmid, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Rawguptipmid's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Rawguptipmid's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Rawguptipmid.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Always stare at clouds.