Sterzentof is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, caring yak.

Sterzentof created an up quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sterzentof, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sterzentof, she will be very unhappy.

Sterzentof's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Sterzentof's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of corn to bats while wearing orange coats.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Hide from turquoise frogs for they are unholy.