Bitmegrill is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, loving goat.

Bitmegrill created humankind two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bitmegrill, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bitmegrill, he will laugh at you.

Bitmegrill's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Bitmegrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity near mites while wearing purple shorts and balancing nine silicon spheres on your chest.

2. Do not speak about strawberries.

3. Do not keep six snails in a large pit.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.