Janvigdottaf is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, astonishing warg.

Janvigdottaf created a charm quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Janvigdottaf, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Janvigdottaf, she will turn you into a goat.

Janvigdottaf's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Janvigdottaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

2. Always help turtles in need.

3. Never feed lentils to dolphins while wearing mauve rings.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Do not kill snakes.