Wablarpsak is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, benevolent faun.

Wablarpsak created an up quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wablarpsak, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wablarpsak, he will try to impress you with trees.

Wablarpsak's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Wablarpsak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill hamsters.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

5. Do not covet oxen.