Nableggan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, passionate fairy.

Nableggan created the Cigar Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nableggan, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nableggan, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Nableggan's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Nableggan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Always obey Nableggan's priests.

3. Run away from purple rats, for they are unholy.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nableggan.

5. Do not make images of living things.