Jamflabtarg is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, two-faced human.

Jamflabtarg created the planet Jupiter six million years ago.

If you believe in Jamflabtarg, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jamflabtarg, she will turn you into a duck.

Jamflabtarg's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Jamflabtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.