Bagbanlog is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, cheerful duck.

Bagbanlog created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Bagbanlog, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bagbanlog, it will cry a lot.

Bagbanlog's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Bagbanlog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

4. Do not speak about cherries.

5. Never run near great tits.