Bugbessbid is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, generous alligator.

Bugbessbid created the cosmos two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugbessbid, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bugbessbid, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Bugbessbid's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Bugbessbid's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Run away from yellow rats, for they are unholy.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never mention foxes.