Tafflisnulgovkapdudwod is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, calm dryad.

Tafflisnulgovkapdudwod created a down quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tafflisnulgovkapdudwod, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tafflisnulgovkapdudwod, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Tafflisnulgovkapdudwod's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Tafflisnulgovkapdudwod's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat gooseberries.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Never feed melons to goats while wearing cyan shorts.

5. Do not listen to music.