Vidnelfit is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, clever unicorn.

Vidnelfit created a down quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidnelfit, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vidnelfit, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Vidnelfit's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Vidnelfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Vidnelfit on top of all buildings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Put Vidnelfit first in all things.

5. Never look at black holes.