Milranlaphap is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, narcissistic human.

Milranlaphap created an atom three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Milranlaphap, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Milranlaphap, it will torture you forever.

Milranlaphap's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Milranlaphap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick snakes.

2. Never wear green coats.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Milranlaphap loves sharks, so they must be respected.