Bugkimgid is a god.
She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, pitiless
dragonfly.
Bugkimgid created the Small Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bugkimgid, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Bugkimgid, she will turn you into a duck.
Bugkimgid's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.
Bugkimgid's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill dolphins.
2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bugkimgid.
3. Do not cook food in pots.
4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.
5. Do not keep seven birds in a large pit.