Vadrutrip is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awe-inspiring pig.

Vadrutrip created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadrutrip, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vadrutrip, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Vadrutrip's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Vadrutrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed spinach to pigs while wearing orange stockings.

2. Never talk about ducks.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vadrutrip.

5. Never bounce in holy places.