Kambonfligfem Suggunved is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, kind sheep.

Kambonfligfem Suggunved created the planet Saturn two billion years ago.

If you believe in Kambonfligfem Suggunved, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kambonfligfem Suggunved, she will remove you from existence.

Kambonfligfem Suggunved's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Kambonfligfem Suggunved's Holy Commandments

1. Always help whales in need.

2. Worship no other gods but Kambonfligfem Suggunved.

3. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Feed all hungry geese.