Babquafnart is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, narcissistic spider.

Babquafnart created parasitic wasps four years ago.

If you believe in Babquafnart, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Babquafnart, she will jump up and down on your head.

Babquafnart's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Babquafnart's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Never leap near sheep.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

5. Never wear dresses.