Rullkomleg is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, awesome chinchilla.

Rullkomleg created oxygen eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullkomleg, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rullkomleg, it will destroy your home planet.

Rullkomleg's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Rullkomleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never wear turquoise shorts.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not drink alcohol.