Kingammetbenhambaf is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, wise human.

Kingammetbenhambaf created humankind six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kingammetbenhambaf, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kingammetbenhambaf, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Kingammetbenhambaf's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Kingammetbenhambaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never wear cyan stockings.

4. Do not hurt geese.

5. Never look at comets.